The Routes

Pick your poison.

The real lineup, straight from Strava. Zoom in, study the turns, pretend you won't just follow the person in front of you anyway. Nobody gets dropped.

The Lucky One

Rabbit Rabbit

Say it twice on the first of the month for good luck. Run it any other day and it counts anyway.

4.1 mi60 ft up
Superstition compliance: mandatory.
Pancake Flat

Roasting and Coasting

Ten feet of climbing across four miles. The coasting is real, the roasting is whoever shows up late.

4.0 mi10 ft up
Due diligence: none.
The Mystery

To the Owl's Nest?

The question mark is part of the route. Where is the Owl's Nest? We find out together, every time.

4.0 mi72 ft up
Owl’s Nest status: still unresolved.
Hills, Allegedly

Advanced VG Run Club Route

"Advanced" is doing a lot of work for 92 feet of climbing. Still — it's our Everest, and we respect it.

4.0 mi92 ft up
Summit attempts: 47. Summits: 47.
The Long One

Ava's Version

The longest route on the board, re-recorded with extra mileage. Taylor's Version was taken.

4.9 mi28 ft up
Licensing: pending.
The Deluxe Edition

VGRC: Jake's Version

The follow-up album. More miles and more climbing than Ava's Version, which everyone agrees was intentional and not personal.

4.5 mi114 ft up
Royalties: split with Ava.